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Who is Mang Laser?

It is unknown where Mang Laser was born or the identity of his biological parents, only that he was raised by Ghengis Khaan and was born with a superhuman sense of smell (as prophecised in the Dead Sea Scrolls, Rolling Stone Edition).

As a teenager he became revered after inventing the food “cheese” and founding a magic school called Warthogs’ Home of Card and Coin Tricks, (this name was later changed). In the mid twentieth century it is rumored that he accidentally cut off Van Gogh’s ear whilst opening a champagne bottle with a sword, but still drank the champagne.

Years later, after turning down the role of Tyler Durden in Fight Club, he found critical acclaim with the release of his own range of poultry based footwear.

His hobbies include:

• washing windshields at traffic lights
• sniffing money - including change
• breakdancing in He-Man pyjama pants
• pretending he has teeth