Archive for the ‘Retro/80s Tunes’ Category
Dio:holy diver
Posted by Mang Laser in Retro/80s Tunes on January 28th, 2009
Man this song is just insanely awesome! Ronnie James Dio, the king of cheese metal, sits high upon his throne of brie and delivers one of the most killer rock tracks of all time. The video totally whips ass too, what the f$#k was goin on with all those medieval references? The 80s truly was a mysterious time and only Dio holds the key- “between the velvet lies is a truth that’s hard as steel!” Total cheese, but it rules at the same time-how you ask? just watch and enjoy…. LASER!!
Poison-nuthin but a good time
Posted by Mang Laser in Retro/80s Tunes on January 20th, 2009
More huge, and precariously flammable hair machines increasing physical strength and stamina through the sheer weight of multiple accessories. Makes LASER wanna wear four thousand bracelets and and slide his kneecaps straight off!! So next time you’re slavin for “the man” just remember this one, it’ll get you through the hardest day and probably even get you a sponsorship from Cedel if you want a good 3-4 foot diameter on your locks to match. LASER!!
Steel Panther-Fat girl(thar she blows)
Posted by Mang Laser in Retro/80s Tunes on January 20th, 2009
Now these dudes aren’t really from the eighties, but they’ve proven to be more eighties than drivin round in an I-ROC, wearin a hypercolor t-shirt + le specs, while listenin to the beverly hills copII soundtrack. Formerly known as Metal Skool, they’re bringin back some flouro lycra high kicks, hair helmets and more cheese making ability than switzerland. Check that guitar spin at o:41, classic! Van Halen would be proud. LASER!!
Eddie Murphy ft Rick James-party all the time
Posted by Mang Laser in Retro/80s Tunes on January 20th, 2009
You ever seen Eddie Murphy bust out a clap heavy 80s dance song with true conviction? Well you best clik that little triangle kidz and don’t eat no food or nothin at the same time unless you want some kinda chunky nasal outburst! Yeah LASER’s layin this one on ya so you can sing this shit to your friends at you’re big hair and lycra party…..don’t forget to clap! And what kinda dead animal is stuck to Rick’s scalp? - The kinda dead animal the ladies go wild for!!
LASER!!