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what’s in Kool Keith’s fridge?
Posted by Mang Laser in Fucked Up Celebrity Interviews on January 28th, 2009
Wanna know what Kool Keith keeps in the fridge? Some sound advice from the dopest cat alive on how to keep your fridge stocked with unstealable items. Take note on how Keith can go into a diner and chill without an entourage of dickriders,no gucci or ice and no asshole attitude-fake emcees take some leaves outta this book. Keep it real, represent what-my nuts!! LASER!!
Seal digs Jack Black on Idol
Posted by Mang Laser in Oddball Shit on January 28th, 2009
Jack Black busts out ‘kiss from a rose’ on idol to see what the judging panel thinks. Not the best response but when Seal himself gives you props you better just head over to victoria’s secret and get yoself some lovin…..some golden shit right there that doesn’t need to be polished by paula abdul, and randy throws in his obligatory ‘dog’s and ‘yo’s. Actually these turds are as funny as the joke, but not intentional! LASER!!
Tenacious D: the metal
Posted by Mang Laser in Oddball Shit on January 28th, 2009
This song is all truth (hip hop aside, cos LASER love that shit!), and man this is the illest stage show ever! That huge dancin robot and the flames and the riff and the METAL!! This is a tribute to the olden skool of metal and I bet the likes of Dio and Maiden have a copy for the car, and so should you-METAL!!
LASER!!
Dio:holy diver
Posted by Mang Laser in Retro/80s Tunes on January 28th, 2009
Man this song is just insanely awesome! Ronnie James Dio, the king of cheese metal, sits high upon his throne of brie and delivers one of the most killer rock tracks of all time. The video totally whips ass too, what the f$#k was goin on with all those medieval references? The 80s truly was a mysterious time and only Dio holds the key- “between the velvet lies is a truth that’s hard as steel!” Total cheese, but it rules at the same time-how you ask? just watch and enjoy…. LASER!!
