Who Is Mang Laser?
Posted by admin in Uncategorized on January 22nd, 2009
Who is Mang Laser?
It is unknown where Mang Laser was born or the identity of his biological parents, only that he was raised by Ghengis Khaan and was born with a superhuman sense of smell (as prophecised in the Dead Sea Scrolls, Rolling Stone Edition).
As a teenager he became revered after inventing the food “cheese” and founding a magic school called Warthogs’ Home of Card and Coin Tricks, (this name was later changed). In the mid twentieth century it is rumored that he accidentally cut off Van Gogh’s ear whilst opening a champagne bottle with a sword, but still drank the champagne.
Years later, after turning down the role of Tyler Durden in Fight Club, he found critical acclaim with the release of his own range of poultry based footwear.
His hobbies include:
- washing windshields at traffic lights
- sniffing money - including change
- breakdancing in He-Man pyjama pants
- pretending he has teeth
Clean car madness!!
Posted by Mang Laser in Money well spent on February 1st, 2009
Ever wondered how expensive that ferarri was that just flew past with the top down and the leather seats that look more costly than the one you lie on during your counselling sessions? Then there’s the insurance, fuel, parts and maintenance……..but goddam I didn’t know dudes were payin 10g’s to clean these puppies!! LASER’s been too busy checkin the list of items under 2 dollars at micky d’s and workin out a way to forge a new bus concession card. That f$#@in wax is worth 6 grand!! But I guess if you can convince someone a wash and detail is worth that sort of cheddar then you’re a f@#$in genius!! LASER!!
Heltah Skeltah: ruck and roll
Posted by Mang Laser in Uncategorized on February 1st, 2009
Well it’s Rock and Ruck from Heltah Skeltah but on this track the band title is actually Special Education: consisting of members Johnny Rambo, Monstaman, Guitarded, Unnamed and Death to Cabs in New York………..apparently. But LASER don’t give a shit what ya wanna call em, cos Rock and Sean P are two of the illest dudes ever and have kept it that way for a long f#@$in time!! Plus this clip is on that Kool Keith type of flow, bling free with a twist of takin the piss-my favourite. LASER!!
car learns respect-3000 rounds per minute
Posted by Mang Laser in Money well spent on January 31st, 2009
Have you ever seen those ads on tv for world vision and thought-what can I do to help those poor people? I just don’t have the resources to get a glass of clean water into a kid’s hand……Well this clip is proof that western society has very important priorities when it comes to expenditure, and we simply don’t have enough to go round. I mean sometimes the LASER just can’t finish his lunch and the only thing to do with it is to blast it out of a billion dollar cannon to see how it is affected by leaving the earth’s atmosphere at warp speed. Sometimes the LASER’s dodo skin shoes don’t perform to standard and need to be taught a lesson by annihilation involving plutonium and hundred dollar bills on fire…….there’s just no other way. LASER!!
